lyingmary:

imnotpooping75:

imnotpooping75:

where did noah keep his bees

IN THE ARK HIVES

Get the fuck away from me right now

efaj:

caliliope:

bitchyteen:

everyone has that one bra that makes everything okay

even the boys?

We have that one brah that makes everything okay

(Source: deathreats)

officialwhitegirls:

getting sweet good night texts from your friends <3 <3 

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alesusknowles:

Me Being Born

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(Source: quarrterquels)

happyfuckingcamper:

captaiinmarvel:

when girls press their whole body against you when they hug, it means they like you a lot. also, they’re measuring your body to determine how long it will take them to eat your flesh, a technique shared by boa constrictors

I call bullshit.
Boa constrictors don’t do that at all.

(Source: faithlehaane)

officialwhitegirls:

getting sweet good night texts from your friends <3 <3 

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